
“By All Means, Marry…”: Aristotle’s Irony, Suffering, and the Philosophy of Marriage
Introduction: Wisdom Through Wives—An Ancient Irony The quote “By all means marry; if you get a good wife, you’ll be happy; if you get a bad one, you’ll become a philosopher”—often misattributed to Aristotle (more accurately aligned with Socratic irony)—is a brilliant aphorism that blends humor with profound